Yes, I'd like a little bit of titilation, followed by some flirtation, mild please. Then I'd like some feelings of regret and remorse for objectifying you.
Following that, I'd like a feeling of comradery with the fellows I'm drinking with over our mutual attraction to you.
Anything else?
Yes. I'd like to finish the meal with an argument with my girlfriend via the cellphone over "Why I need to come here to get chicken wings."
