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by mmyers
3-10-05


	Um, some guys are picking on me at school. I think I might have to defend myself. Do you know any, you know, self defense techniques?


	Good question, little dude. I have a technique I learned when I was in the Navy and stationed in the Phillipines. You ever watch kung fu movies?


	You ever hear of something called "the Drunken Monkey" technique?


	Oh man! Are you telling me that you know how to fight Shaolin style when you're drunk?


	Man, I wish. Nah, I'm just saying that getting your ass kicked isn't half as bad when you're drunk, and if you're lucky, you may puke on their shoes.