I heard you're leaving next week to go to a new job. What'll you be doing?
Oh, uh, I probably shouldn't say. I might tell everyone on my last day though.
Tell everyone on your last day? What the hell are you talking about? Why not just tell me now?
Yeah, I just think it would be best not to say yet.
Yes, I suppose that's for the best. If you were to tell me now, I'd just go and steal it like I steal your lunch and your parking space and all the Hostess Twinkies from the vending machine.
Conversations like this are WHY I'm leaving I can tell you that much.
