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Johnny Cochran's funeral (belated)

by mmyers
4-07-05


	We gather today to mourn the passing of Johnny Cochran. He wrote his own ceremony so here goes. "I am not dead. Don't bury me."


	"If the fingernails still grow then the casket must not be closed. If the hair moves from my head then I must not be dead."


	"This funeral is a travesty of a shame of a mockery and I refuse to acknowledge it." Amen. So in life, so in death.