Once a brilliant detective and the most respected man on the NYPD...
I think, if you look closely, you'll see from the fibers woven into this rug, that the murderer was, in fact, the butler.
Another case closed, Detective Kowolski. Great work!
Then tragically struck down by a mishandled sword at a Renaissance Festival, he was rendered completely retarded.
What ho! T'would seems that my blade hath flown from my hand and into yon head. Lo', my lunch break doth approach!
Oww. Oww. Oww. Oww.
Unwilling to let the loss of his mental faculties interfere with his detective career, he rejoins the force. This Fall, justice may be blind, but it's also a little retarded. RETARDED JUSTICE.
Detective, we need your help over here with this crime scene.
I FOUND A PENCIL! LOOK GUYS! A PENCIL! I FOUND IT!
