Allright, if you and I are gonna be scammming for chicks, you're gonna need some new duds.
UNNNHHH....
I'm sure we can find something that will work for you. You look like warm up suits probably accentuate your missing midsection and arm thingy the best, right?
BRRRAAAIIINNNSS.
Dude, my name is Brian. Yeah, some kids thought it was cool to call me 'Brain' in middle school but it hasn't been funny since, ya know?