The whole kingdom needs someone to stand up to this so called "Smoothie King." We need someone to standup for our rights! We need a hero!
We're holding on for a hero 'till the end of the night!
Till the end of the night? That's not very long. Are you sure you don't want to hold on for a hero for a week or two? Maybe sift through some candidates?
Tonight! But he's got to be strong and he's got to be fast and he's got to be fresh from the fight. We need a hero!
Sheesh, you guys are pretty fucking picky for people who didn't even WANT a hero 5 mintues ago, now you NEED a hero.