What a shit ass day. I lost my work card key, I can't find my checkbook, my tire is going flat, some bird shit all over my car, and I have a meeting tonight that I don't want to go to.
Today is the day the Lord made.
Oh is that so...
Thanks for the shitty ass day, jerk.
Hehehe, the look on your face when that bird crapped on your car, oh Me, it made it all worth it. Hahaha! Ah it's good to be King of Kings.
