I'm Wendy's new 600lbs Big Angus Burger. Go ahead, take a bite. I'm lean and juicy.
This is awkward. Maybe I should order a different burger.
No way! I'm not going to hurt you. I've been injected with hormones that keep me passive. No guilt, just take a bite. Go ahead, take a bite.
I'll admit I do want to try you, but could you not look at me while I do it.
You betcha. I'll just stare over here. Might I suggest taking the first bite from around my hind quarters. That's where my best meat is. Right between my tail and utter, sort of in the taint region.
Man, I was about to take a bite right until you said 'taint'.
