I can't seem to figure out the telephone system. I keep sending people to the wrong extensions.
I can't figure out the time clock. I'm always forgetting to clock in and sometimes it clocks me out and in without me doing it.
I know! Gotta run. My friend is supposed to call me and let me know what's happening on General Hospital. Also, I have a lot of paperwork to do but I may just clean stuff instead.
I've got to run too. I found a pencil and don't know who it belongs to so I'm going to make signs.
I don't know if I like that new admin from across the building. There's something strange about her.
Physicists say that two stupid objects can't occupy the same stupid space, but I'm paraphrasing.