Hey boss. I just found an employee in the system, Ross Franco, who hasn't been here since April but is still active. He hasn't been termed.
Right. He probably slipped through the system.
Well, that's the weird thing. Ross hasn't worked any hours since April but he's been receiving regular pay raises bimonthly.
Right?
Well, how come Ross Franco, who doesn't even work here, is getting regular pay raises, and me, who is here every day and, you know, actually WORKING, isn't?