You know what really hurts? This bunyon on my toe. it feels like a little dagger jammed right into my toe.
I think it's a breach birth! A BREACH BIRTH, DOCTOR! GACKKKGG!
Phew, I was a breach birth. Took them hours to get me out of there. To this day, the doctor's at St Michale's will tell you, I was the toughest birth they'd EVER seen.
Oh GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD...
You know, speaking of blood, I cut myself shaving the other day. Guess that's what I get for buying cheap razors, but hey, they were on sale! I can't be expected to pass...
