I've had to grow a mustache for a part, and let me tell you, it's really changed the way people treat me. For the better, I mean. I'll show you.
At bars...
Here's your drink, sir. Waitaminute, with a mustache like that, you don't need to be drinking beer. Shots! That's what you need. First ones on the house for Mr Burt Reynolds!
From lesbians...
Hey slick, I like that mustache. That's all right.
