July 4th! In-DEPENDS Day! The day we celebrate old people who wear Depends adult diapers. Look, I bought you a box.
I don...I...um...gimme the box.
Clerk, I've noticed you've been giving people in the office really weird gifts for holidays you're misinterpreting. This has got to stop, you understand me Filing Clerk?
Man, I am going to enjoy seeing you on Boxing Day.
