All da' animals is talking to me and yellin' at me and be all kinds of ornery.
Gosh, that sounds terrible. You know what might make you feel better? Sausage. Doesn't that sound good? Mmm-mmm. Some bacon or some ribs or something like that. That sounds gooooood to me.
Henh, you're, uh, you're kind of weirdin' me, Piglet, henh....
Oh, I'm sorry, Farmer Bob. I don't mean to 'weird you'. Maybe if we cut off your feet and soaked them in some weird red liquid, that'd make YOU feel better. Or fried your skin and ate it like chips.
