I called the cops today on that crazy lady next door who beats her husband up who's in the wheelchair.
Why'd you call the cops?
She left him sitting in the car, unable to get out in the middle of the day and left him sitting there for 5 hours.
We should probably get the dogs inside and pull in all of our outdoor breakables.
Why should we do that?
Entomologists know insects, botanists know plants, paleontologists know dinosaurs, and me, I know crazy bitches. Seriously, we should turn off all the lights and hide.
