Why can't you turn the light on when you pee like normal people? Or just sit down to pee?
I'm a dude, okay? Dudes pee standing up. And I'm sleeping. If I turn on the lights, I'm awake. And I get it there. I use the Force.
I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling your urine.
