Lately I've heard that you believe Christmas is about to be replaced by the all encompassing phrase "the holidays." Let me assure you, you're still king of the hill, Christians.
You guys rock, the rest of us suck. You control the government, the media, and even the economy with your Christmas. And you guys rule the holidays. All of them.
You're not being oppressed, as much as you'd like to believe you are, so shut up and get to shopping. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
