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mmyers
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by mmyers
2-01-06


	Oh man, you've got to go eat there. I got a bowl of spaghetti there. I swear it was as big as your freaking head!


	Sounds great.


	And the seats, man? The seats there are as big as your freaking head! And they have a cheese block at the buffet. That thing is as big as your head!


	Must you always compare everything to the size of my head? I mean, I realize I've got a big head and all, but sheesh, pick a new analogy would ya?


	Hmmm. I'll try. Man, they've got jumbo shrimp there, right? They're a ga-gillion times bigger than your tiny, tiny, tiny penis.


	Let's just go back to the head analogies, hmm.

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