Hey grandpa, what's that on your arm that all the old folks are sporting?
Why that's a tribal tattoo, my boy. Symbolic of my individuality and all of our individuality...and because that guy from Red Hot Chili Peppers had one.
So were you into tribal customs and culture at all?
Only as much as outdoor concerts and nailing chicks with titty rings.
Titty rings? Is that what those are?
Well, now it's hard to tell if they're belly rings or titty rings but back in my day, they were attached to perky little bussoms.
HA HA HA!
I wish I had the money for a Lazer Surgurey degree so I could rake in the money. Just think of all of the Nautical Stars, Tribal and Six Guns that will be itching to be removed!
posted Nov 22nd, 2006 ( permalink )
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