So what appears to be the problem with your dog, Mr. Myers?
He's having some back troubles, particularly when he gets up. Also, he feels a little sluggish in the morning.
Anything else?
He has these little purple dots on his testicles and he's not sure how they got there.
Mr. Myers, your dog hasn't had testicles for 3 years now. I suggest you go to the doctor and stop trying to con medical advice for yourself from your veteranarian.
I think he might have some cataractics as well. Could we get some of that medicinal marajuana?
