Man, check out my new phone. It has Voice Recognition Dialing. Check it. I'll call my mom. All I have to do is say "Mom." "Mom"
Please say the name again. I'm sorry, I could not understand what you said. Please say the name again. I'm sorry, I could not understand what you said. Please say the name again.
Oh. It's asking me to say it again. "Mom".... "Mom"...."Mom"...*sigh*... "MOM". No, I said "Mom" not "John". No. Piece of shit. "MOM!" Wait. It'll get it in a second.
NO. I said "MOM" You piece of worthless fucking shit. Dial my Mom. NO, Dial my Mom's number! MOM! M-O-M! MOM!
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