Filing clerk, I need to speak with someone in HR and you're the only one around so here goes. I'm having problems with an employee. They're out on the floor and they're acting truly outrageous.
"Truly outrageous" like Jem and the Holograms?
What?...No, I mean the employee is acting in a socially unacceptable way.
Ohhhh, you mean like the Misfits, the band who Jem and the Holograms battles.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I have to make what you're saying interesting to me in any way I can, so continue with your story while I hum the Jem song to myself. Jem...Jem is excitement! Ooouuu Jem....
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