Low in Cholesterol

Author: mrhouse1842

Date: October 21, 2006

by mrhouse1842
10-21-06
I would like a tunafish sandwhich.
We don't sell that here. This is the Tropical Smoothie Cafe. We only sell meat from endangered species.
Why then is there chicken on your menu?
It's fried in the blood of arctic seal pups. Super low in cholesterol.
I'm going to Wendy's
Enjoy those hardened arteries sucker.