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Expect there to be plenty of references to incest, necrophilia, demons, grossness and probably rather a lot of swearing, too. 3rd August: Necromancer's Bane is expanding into World of Darkness jokes and more general humour. Hey, I had to run out of necro jokes eventually, right?

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Necromancer's bane Part IX

by mutsje2000
7-26-02

When starting out on the path of Necromancy, always aim high.


	It'll never work, you know.


	Of course it will! Jesus did it, so can we.

It never does to sell oneself short of anything but the very best.


	Jesus was the son of God. You're just a son of a bitch.


	You'd best not be insulting my mother...

Or one ends up arguing with one's lackeys. And that is just obscene...


	You didn't even get the pun, did you? God? Dog? Bitch?


	Just shut up and dig.

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