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| Hi! I'm Staci. You might remember me from such escapades as "Staci gets banned from #VampireHall", and its sequel, "Staci gets banned from every channel ever". They were classics. | |
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| I'm tired of everyone thinking I'm a pointless IRC hack who has nothing better to do than harass random IRC channels, so I'm here to clear the air up some. | |
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| See, it all started in the summer of 1989, when my brother had sex with my mother and they both conceived me. It might've been okay, had they not dropped me on my head. | |
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| But time goes on and heals all wounds, as they say. I'm a better person for being anally raped by my brother, father and the greasy uncle who only visits every year to cop a feel of my abused cunny. | |
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| I'm no longer the hateful, spiteful person I once was; a mere shadow of a human being, trapped within a grey box that inflicts the zeros and ones of my putrid life onto every IRC user I come across. | |
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| Now I just call people fucking fags. I think I ran out of creativity. | |
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