mutsje2000

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Expect there to be plenty of references to incest, necrophilia, demons, grossness and probably rather a lot of swearing, too. 3rd August: Necromancer's Bane is expanding into World of Darkness jokes and more general humour. Hey, I had to run out of necro jokes eventually, right?

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A day in the life of Benny 5

by mutsje2000
8-05-02


	Alright, nutbag, I have a question for you.


	Sure thing, colon-muncher.


	Lately I've been having these wierd episodic turns of insomnia, fueled by a gratuitous sexual need, an itch that I'm just not getting scratched anywhere else. Or even at all...


	It's like there's no decent people out there who can really satisfy me. I'm left abused by meaningless aquaintance after aquaintance, with no depth. It's all so... shallow.


	So waddya think?


	I think I'm a squirrel, and you should go see a therapist. Or a hooker.

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