CC 204 : And the award goes to...

Author: niteowl

Date: August 14, 2003

by niteowl
8-14-03
And now, the nominees for "Most Destructive Prop To Humans". Contestants, why should you receive this award?
I'm fire. I burn and kill. A LOT.
Yo, I'm da BOMB. I have the capability to kill hundreds of thousands of people in one fell swoop! Recognize!
Hello. I'm a computer. Computers have destroyed 100,000 marriages by way of online dating services, and caused 300,000 men to lose their hair via tearing it out when they received a virus.
I'm a TV. I have 4 words for you. The Anna Nicole Show.
I think we have a winner!