Dead Celebrity Exchange Program

Author: niteowl

Date: November 5, 2003

by niteowl
11-05-03
God, is Saddam Hussein dead?
Yes he is, my child.
Is he in heaven with you?
Yes he's here, but only for a short while..
Hey! Where's Janet and Chrissy? This party is lame! Why do I look so horrible? I'll never get a date dressed up like this.
Boss, you gotta get rid of this Ritter guy.