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| By instigating an massive amount of backstabbing and in-fighting between the crappy employees here, thus making them all kill each other. | |
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| I have an extraordinary talent for noticing all the bad things other employees do, and informing upper management about 'em. | |
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| I'll spread my legs for every guy in the office, because a happy employee is a productive employee. | |
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