SC Monopoly - Chance

Author: niteowl

Date: March 22, 2004

by niteowl
3-22-04
Pay Poor Tax of $12
If I'm poor, how am I supposed to pay poor tax? I'll have to steal, then I'll get caught and go to jail, and have to pay 50 bucks to get out. Or roll those doubles.
Your Xmas Fund Matures Collect $100
Step right up! Pictures of Tiffany's hot Xeroxed ass from the Xmas party, only $10 each!
Get Out of Jail Free
He fell on the knife 7 or 8 times.
Ok. I'll let you off with a warning this time.