Greed

Author: niteowl

Date: April 21, 2004

by niteowl
4-21-04
Hi honey, I'm home.
Did you wear your seatbelt today, you old fart?
No.
Why not?
I didn't feel like it. Besides, what if I was suicidal and wanted to kill myself by crashing the car into a tree at 70 mph? I sure ain't gonna wear a seatbelt then.
You better not get in an accident, I want that Yugo when you die.