Jumper (5)

Author: niteowl

Date: August 14, 2004

by niteowl
8-14-04
Our top story tonight, a crazy kid is threatening to jump off the IDS building in downtown Minneapolis. Phil McCracken is live on the scene. Phil?
Thank you whore, I mean, Cora. I'm here with Matt. Tell me Matt, why are you going to jump off this building?
Because it's the tallest one in Minneapolis, dickhead.
So it's all a big stunt, eh? In my journalistic opinion, we've got someone here who's psycho enough to be a contender on Fear Factor.