My Beer

Author: niteowl

Date: October 28, 2005

by niteowl
10-28-05
My beer saved the rainforests!
Oh yeah? My beer helped fight the War on Terror!
OH YEAH? Uh, um...MY beer gets me drunk!
Does it get you so drunk that you wake up the following morning in a compromising position next to Coolio and Rupaul?
Hell no!
Dude, your beer sucks.