Oh, Those Crazy Scientology Weddings! (2)

Author: niteowl

Date: November 17, 2006

by niteowl
11-17-06
Well, Glork sure was rude. Anyways, we've got the one and only Tom Cruise here! Hi Tom, getting any butterflies yet?
No. Butterflies don't exist.
Um, yes they do.
NO, THEY DON'T! YOU DON'T KNOW JACK FUCKING SHIT ABOUT THOSE NON-EXISTENT BUTTERFLIES! ONLY I DO!
Ooook. So, how's fatherhood treating you?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THERE ARE NO KIDS! IT'S ALL IN YOUR FUCKING MIND!