There is only one way to heaven! No one else can save you! Trust Jesus today! Eat this Bible until you osmose every bit of information into your unclean, hellbent soul!
You know, Jack, in your attempts to 'convert heathens' by forcing your religion on them, you're really being a douche. Doesn't forcing your religion on others make you just as bad as the 'heathens?'
Blasphemy! Rub this Bible between your loins to save your soul!
