Hey, it's a letter from my insurance company! They're saying I'm a high risk driver!
I wonder why that is?
Maybe it's my propensity to drive while intoxicated. Maybe because I've caused 12% of all auto accidents in the past year. Maybe it's because I look at Japanese porn while driving.
Umm...
Maybe it's because I screw goats in the ass.
I think I'll just sit in this trash can for a while...
