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| Seriously, Dave, why do you do it? Why do you perpetually hang out here? | |
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| CUZ!! This dog park is the best place to get chicks! You wouldn't BELIEVE the massive amount of sheer tail that comes through here on a daily basis. | |
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| Chicks?? Tail? Listen to yourself, man! I think you're going nuts from all the smell of the dog shit and lawn fertilizer. | |
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| Is that what that is? Fertilizer?? I just thought it might some new perfume or something. Oh well....HOT LADIES AT 12 O'CLOCK!!! | |
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| I'm gonna get my video camera..maybe I make some money selling videos of a pathetic loser getting repeatedly socked in the stomach by angry, female pet-owners. | |
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