Fixing Space (4)

Author: pslock

Date: March 4, 2008

by pslock
3-04-08
I DO NOT THINK THIS TOILET IS UP TO SPECIFICATIONS.
Ya think so? I mean, the whole bottom half is held together by duct tape and something like....cheese? Glue mixed with cheese?
I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH "GLUE CHEESE." WHEN DID THIS BECOME STANDARDIZ-
-IT DIDN'T. *sigh* I was just...nevermind. I can't stop the leak. We're going to have to replace the entire unit. Better tell the owner...
..So, wait.. Did you say something about explosives being used on my toilet?
MY ANALYSIS OF THE CLOG SUGGESTED CLASS-C EXPLOSIVES AS THE BEST STRATEGY FOR IMPROVING PERFORMANCE. PERHAPS CLASS-D..