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Author: pslock

Date: August 30, 2009

by pslock
8-30-09
"How To Achieve A Full, Healthy Head of Hair!"
You're sure this is going to work?
Oh yeah, I've done this a zillion times! Guaranteed to restore your hair! If I can just remember the right magic words.
You mean you don't remember? Are you serious?
Look, I'm tired. It's been a long day! Gimmie a minute! Ok, I remember. "Giveum Lotsum Hairum..."
What? Did it work? Any hair growing?
You know, maybe it's not just your hair that's the problem. Maybe you should get a whole image makeover!