Seriously, Dave, why do you do it? Why do you perpetually hang out here?
CUZ!! This dog park is the best place to get chicks! You wouldn't BELIEVE the massive amount of sheer tail that comes through here on a daily basis.
Chicks?? Tail? Listen to yourself, man! I think you're going nuts from all the smell of the dog shit and lawn fertilizer.
Is that what that is? Fertilizer?? I just thought it might some new perfume or something. Oh well....HOT LADIES AT 12 O'CLOCK!!!
I'm gonna get my video camera..maybe I make some money selling videos of a pathetic loser getting repeatedly socked in the stomach by angry, female pet-owners.
