Sales Rocket

Author: pukebreath

Date: April 3, 2009

by pukebreath
4-03-09
Welcome to Clothes Store. Would you like to try on some sexy underwear?
Do you have anything with dog shit all over it?
Of course we do, sir. Step right over here and we'll start getting you all horney.
Sounds good to me but I'm pretty horned up as it is.
Hahaha. Yes you are. And that's why you are our #1 customer in the whole world!
Take it easy Mr. Rocket Salesperson. If this pirate don't get some dog shit on his ass soon I'm ripping my butt cheacks in half.