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| Hey Kid, ever been jacked off by someone with monster hands? | |
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| Yeah, sometimes I pay my dog to act like a monster and bite at my weiner. | |
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| Your dog sounds like a real SOB. I'd like cage fight him. With my ding dong. | |
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| He doesn't ding dong fight anymore. His wang dang got all mashed up in boating accident last summer. | |
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| That don't scare me. I'll stick my whole head up his and whistle dixie. | |
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| Oh you'll be scared alright. I taught him to shoot milk out of his nipples and fire turd rockets out his booty hole. | |
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