Boating License

Author: pukebreath

Date: June 26, 2009

by pukebreath
6-26-09
Let's go out bac and see who's pee comes out the hardest.
No thanks, I just peed a hundred years ago.
Alright, let's go sniff girls crotches and guess who's on thier period.
No. I hate the smell of periods.
Then let's go rent a boat and shoot fireworks at our faces and let some shit blow up in our hands.
You know I don't have a boating license! Let's just give each other funny haircuts and suck off some dogs.