Mwuahahaha My guess is that 60-70% of all the people at my party are nerds. So, by blowing up the house, I am within 30% of being the biggest, smartest nerd alive!
Son? What are you doing in here with my vibrator?
Vibrator!? I thought it was a bomb, it is huge and it says TNT!
Oh, honey, TNT stands for "The Naughty Tickler" and as for the size, well, mommy has been stretched worse than a volleyball net over the years. Put it back in my room when you are done playing.
Ok mom...I'll need it for, umm, just a couple more hours *grin*
