I guess God just has a little too much on his plate right now. Booze is his best friend lately.
Yeah I know. It seems like every other day I have to stop him from breaking his Union contract by doing something stupid.
Yeah, he needs to get things back in order. Or maybe he needs to get laid.
Well, it isnt that he doesn't get laid, he just doesn't wanna use condoms and now he has that little arrogant Jesus as an illigitimate son. Which reminds me...
Umm, Jesus...You're time has come. Your father wants you to come live with him. You have been hanging there for years now.
He hasn't been here for me my whole life and now he wants to be my "dad". Screw him.
