What happened immediately after God and Jesus' fight:
Just calm down God.
That little son of a bitch! I make him the SON OF GOD and all he does is whine. "Where were you when I was being beaten and tacked to a cross for everyone's sins?"
Dammit God. Everytime you get pissed we start to float. Bring us back down. You have to learn to control that!
Sorry. I think I will just go destroy a small town. No one will miss it if I take it out of Rhode Island.
That is a BAD idea. The Diety Union will shit a brick. Remember what happened when Ra tried to flex his muscles over the Egyptians? He had to go to an Anger Management Seminar
Yeah. They temporarily suspended his Diety License and everything
