quodlibet  

Time for a quick tour of your new abode! We keep the dishsoap in the ketchup bottle. Ketchup stays in the milk-bag holder.

Why's that, Quetzocatl?

I'll show you why.

Oh, milkie! More and more and more milkie -- but I won't be selfish. I'll leave three drops in the bag for the next person. Heheheheheh!

That's why.