Men vs. Women, Part I

Author: r2_d2

Date: July 7, 2005

by r2_d2
7-07-05
Why on Earth do you need so many identical red shoes?
They're not all red.  These are burgundy, these are wine, and these are vermillion.
Later That Evening ...
Did you really drink all this booze?
It's not booze.  This bottle was burgundy, this one was wine, and this one was vermouthTwo can play at your little game.
Hey, tomorrow, could you go out and buy some turpentine-coloured shoes?