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As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

The Play's The Thing!

by r2_d2
8-23-23

April 14, 1865:


	I just created a new federal agency. I'm calling it "The Secret Service" and they're going to be the Ã©lite vanguard against the scourge of counterfeiters who are undermining our Union.


	That's nice dear. What else do they do?


	That's it. Why would they do two things, Mary?


	Beats me, Abe. You're the big brilliant politician in the family.


	Anyhow, wanna go see a play tonight? "Our American Cousin" is in town and I hear that show's number 1 with a bullet!